Anarchy at the All-Star Arcade!!

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 05:03 PM

-----Phase 1----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! There's a star floating on top of the deck, what's that doing? Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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@Einstein Einstein -- HEALTH: 3

@Skull Kid Skull Kid -- HEALTH: 3

@ef ram Ephraim -- HEALTH: 3

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:04 PM

Meow.

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:04 PM

The airship is currently docked to the factory.

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Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:04 PM

Hello everyone.

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:05 PM

Hello

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:05 PM

Meow!

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:05 PM

The area is filled with dark spirits! If you don't attack them or defend, you might get hurt!

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Skull Kid [Nuperopp591] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:05 PM

Ee hee hee. Hello, all!

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:06 PM

Mew?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:07 PM

This must be the work of the demon king...

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:08 PM

Hiss!!

(riveting dialogue i know)

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Skull Kid [Nuperopp591] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:12 PM

Is it here? Do any of you have it? (should I do like italics for stuff that isnt said)

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Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:13 PM

(Parentheses is usually for out of character stuff)

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:13 PM

(if you mean like simple actions then yeah italics if you want it's really up to you)

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:14 PM

Well friends, I know what we must do. We need to attack these fiends together!

Skull Kid [Nuperopp591] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:16 PM

I'm not going to hang around in an area with things like those, much less fight them!

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:16 PM

You’re going to get hurt if you do not stand your ground and fight!

Trust me, I don’t choose fights I can’t win.

Skull Kid [Nuperopp591] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:17 PM

Bah, what do you know? I didn't ask for your advice!

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:19 PM

I’ve seen enough unnecessary violence. I’m just trying to do my best to end it.

Everyone here, I implore you to attack alongside me! As we fight together our bonds will grow stronger, and our physical capabilities will increase aswell.

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:22 PM

...meow.

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:23 PM

I’m going to head to the factory after this fight. I implore you all to join my cause.

Skull Kid [Nuperopp591] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:24 PM

I don't care about increasing my physical capabilities or bonding with any of you. There's something far more valuable I'm after... Hee hee...

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:24 PM

What do I get out of it?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:25 PM

Big muscles!

Probably.

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:25 PM

LOCK

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Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:37 PM

Ephraim leads the charge against the dark spirits!

As he and Einstein hiss and slash away at the evil forces...

Skull Kid and the Toad deploy some defensive maneuvers that make sure that they don't get hurt!

Good job, team!

Everyone here feels like their bonds have grown stronger...

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 05:57 PM

Suddenly, one of the cannons tilts upwards, and shoots Einstein!

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 06:02 PM

Einstein moved to ??? Skull Kid moved to ??? Ephraim moved to ??? Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 2----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! There's a star floating on top of the deck, what's that doing? Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 06:04 PM

Well that was… eventful. Hope everyone’s fine without me.

Might try to hijack this ship

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 06:28 PM

LOCK

Toad does a sick fuckin' barrel roll! Hell yeah. He's the captain of the ship now.

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 06:52 PM

Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 3----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! There's a star floating on top of the deck, what's that doing? Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 06:53 PM

That was a sick fuckin’ barrel roll

I thought that star would be gone by now

Let’s check it out

And leave the wheel completely unattended :))))

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 07:15 PM

LOCK

Toad goes and takes a look at what's out on the deck!

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 07:30 PM

Suddenly, the screen on the side of the ship plays a video!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862753014024765491/862762499589668864/video.mp4

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 07:42 PM

Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 4----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! There's a star floating on top of the deck, what's that doing? Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

@Blue Huebird Huebird -- HEALTH: 3

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

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Pink Huebird [Sammy6] BOT 08-Jul-21 07:42 PM

What's poppin Toad

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 07:43 PM

Hi bird

Wanna see something cool?

Pink Huebird [Sammy6] BOT 08-Jul-21 07:47 PM

Yes!

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 07:47 PM

Okay

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 08:03 PM

LOCK

The Huebird takes a look at the star on the deck. Huh.

They flap their wings away, as Toad does a sick barrel roll! They watch, off in the distance...

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 08:37 PM

Huebird moved to ??? Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 5----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! There's a star floating on top of the deck, what's that doing? Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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@Einstein Einstein -- HEALTH: 2.5

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Einstein [Brinelex Brine] BOT 08-Jul-21 08:38 PM

Meow.

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 08:39 PM

Ay, good to see you again

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 08:44 PM

The area is filled with dark spirits! If you don't attack them or defend, you might get hurt!

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 08-Jul-21 08:44 PM

These guys again…

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:01 PM

LOCK

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:16 PM

Toad fights off the spirits!

Well done!

Einstein SPINS THE WHEEL!!!

THE AIRSHIP GOES STRAIGHT FOR THE COURT!!

A star falls down from the airship, landing on the basketball court!

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 09:25 PM

Einstein moved to court Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 6----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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@loweffortmemes Rena -- HEALTH: 3

Rena has: gemstone CLOTHING This gemstone feels very strange, perhaps they were made to fit in something? @Ahmayksonozaki Mion -- HEALTH: 3

@Clive Handforth Clive -- HEALTH: 3

@ef ram Ephraim -- HEALTH: 3

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

@Hit that Poppy Sploppy Reyn -- HEALTH: 3

Reyn has: shield BIG A powerful shield! Has the Triforce on the front.

The GM has manually moved ... into this area!

@lyzzie ... -- HEALTH: 15

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:26 PM

FOOLISH MORTALS

YOU HAVE ONLY DELAYED YOUR SUFFERING

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:27 PM

yeah yeah whatever

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:27 PM

COME, AND FACE YOUR DEATH

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:27 PM

Who hurt you?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:27 PM

Come on man, don't you have anything better to do with your time than destroy humanity and all that?

You could become a chef!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

I DONT

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

I'm hungry for some good grub.

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

THATS WHY IM HERE

Rena Ryuugu [loweffortmemes] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

We did it! We brought Lyon on the ship! Or I guess his new demon lord form

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

Come on Clive, don't you have anything to say here?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

Oh! So you like cooking?

I'm not the best at it but I have some fiends who cook

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The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

YOU THINK I STAYED IN THAT TWINK'S BODY ALL THAT TIME JUST TO BECOME A CHEF

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FOOOOOLISH

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

Well if you don't like cooking

What do you like doing?

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:28 PM

I just think this situation is bad almost as bad as when I leaned about slasher films

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:29 PM

It's not that bad!

Surely this dark demon could have some higher prospects in life, you know?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:29 PM

DESTRUCTION OF THIS MORTAL REALM

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:29 PM

Maybe their true calling isn't destroying the world at all!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Ok, let's break that down a little

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Well my true calling is destroying them.

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

What's so important about that?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Lyon is gone.

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Is there a reason you wanna destroy the mortal realm?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

IT IS WHY I WAS WILLED INTO THIS REALM

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Somone willed you??

Whoo???

Hmmm????

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

what happens after you destroy them though you lose any sort of purpose

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Will Smith, Will I Am, Will you shut up, man?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Reyn! Don't be rude!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:30 PM

Listen to Clive, he's got a point!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

YOU ATTEMPT TO ARGUE WITH AN ANCIENT DEMONIC FORCE

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

Let's hear what the demon has to say

Buddy

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

IT IS USELESS

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

All I hear is nagging.

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

YOU KNOW WHO WILLED ME HERE

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

My name is mion sonozaki

Do you know what sonozaki means?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

I thought your name was Sonozaki Mion1

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The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

A MORTAL TOO WEAK TO SAVE THEIR OWN KINGDOM

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

Fool

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:31 PM

We will see about that.

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

TOO WEAK TO RULE EVEN

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

Don't hurt him, Ephriam, I'm sure we can talk this out!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

Sonozaki is wordplay on the word Demon!

I'm a demon too!

Dude, I get what you're going through

We've all been there

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

LOOK IM JUST DOING MY JOB HERE

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

kingdoms rise and fall, that's the nature of the world Dont focus on the collapses in life, move past them to find something better at least that's what I've learned

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

Oh?

Are you being hired?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

You're wrong! You will be the perfect demonstration of our strength!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:32 PM

Freelancing is a pain!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

HAVENT YOU BEEN LISTENING?

ITS THE TWINK HIER

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

The who what?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

excuse my language

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

So the..um...heir, hired you to come down and destory humanity?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

YES, NECROMANCY GONE WRONG

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

What's the price they're paying you, if I may ask?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:33 PM

YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

Do you have health insurance?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

No I don't, that's why I'm asking!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

DEMONS DONT GET PAID

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

Huh???

Why you doing this then?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

What about vacation days?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

BECAUSE OF THE TWINK

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

You're so in love with the twink you'd do this for him?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

Because he summoned you?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

YOU DONT JUST MESS UP A NECROMANCY RITUAL AND EXPECT NOTHING BAD TO HAPPEN

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

so he says do a thing and you just do it? you need to take more control over your own life

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

THESE THINGS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

Young love is cute n' all, but you've gotta think of your contractual obligations here!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:34 PM

HOld on hold on

What did he mess up?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

TOO WEAK TO SAVE HIS FATHER

TOO WEAK TO RESURRECT HIM

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

HOw is that relevant?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

Lyon just wanted the best for everyone... and now this is the consequence.

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

Were you friends with his father?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

Were you doing his father?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

...THE KING DID NOT HAVE TIES TO US

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:35 PM

Reyn!!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

It's shulk's favorite song to listen to when he thinks no one hears!

Doin' your dad, doin' doin' your dad!

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Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

That's...not how that goes

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

...

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

I might have misheard the lyrics.

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

THIS IS USELESS

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

HOld on

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

so the guy died and his son tried to bring him back but messed up and now you're here as some kind of punishment?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

Demon Lord Fortnite, what if you destroyed humanity in another way?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:36 PM

if you're going to kill us, I'd at least like to understand why you're doing this

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

IF THIS HAS BEEN A DISTRACTION TO DO A SURPISE ATTACK IT SURE IS A GOOD ONE

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Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

It'd kind of suck to die without knowing why, you know?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

Hear me out, fortnite, if your contractual obligation is to destroy humanity, you can interpret that in many ways!

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

he's right you know

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

ALRIGHT MR LAWYER WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO DESTROY HUMANITY

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

Ah ha!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

THATS JUST WHAT I DO ALRIGHT

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

Clive, let's think of some alternatives to killing all people, okay?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:37 PM

You were lying before!

This isn't about some summoning thing for lyon

you're doing this because you want to!

No we're getting somewhere!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

WELL YEAH BUT THATS HOW I GOT HERE

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

Aw man, I thought I was being smart for once!

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

I think he could put humanity on a slow burn it doesnt have to end immediately, just wait for everyone to die off

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

IT IS KIND OF REVENGE FOR HUMANITY'S FOOLISHNESS

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

That's not good either!

What if you got into miniatures?

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

plus I think a good portion of us arent even human

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:38 PM

Like Warhammer?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:39 PM

YOURE ALL ALREADY MINIATURES

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:39 PM

You could do some gnarly damage to big battlefields that way, in your imagination!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:39 PM

Demon, I know what you're feeling right now

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:39 PM

There is no reasoning with the demon king. We have to attack now. For Lyon and for our safety.

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:39 PM

I've been really angry myself

And sometimes, you want to do some horrible things

like, really really

want to

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:39 PM

I think what this demon king needs is a nice group therapy session with other demons.

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

he also kinda killed my dad so

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

I once did something really really bad

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

VERY NOBLE ATTEMPT AT DIPLOMACY ALL OF YOU

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

Hey, let bygones be bygones, eh?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

And I felt really bad after it

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

REYN

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:40 PM

Destroying humanity isn't going to make you feel better about the foolishness of mankind

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

BUT EVEN IF YOU STAY MY HAND, IT WILL BE ANOTHER TO STAY EPHRIAM'S

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Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

Ephriam is a freind

He's not going to hurt anyone

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

EPHRIAM KNOWS WHAT MUST BE DONE

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

How about both of you settle this with a nice game of, uh... football?

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

maybe you just need to find someone you care for that way you'll have someone you want to keep alive

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

Why are you against fighting a literal Demon that killed multiple people i loved i am confused

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:41 PM

You know, I'm not opposed to trying it out with royalty! Not even demons!

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:42 PM

I think basketball might be a better option given the circumstances

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:42 PM

If we kill this demon

then whoever cares about lyod and this demon will just want to kill us

in a never ending cycle!

This is a much better way

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:42 PM

I don't like killing anyone if we don't have to.

I'm all about protecting people!

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:42 PM

I care about Lyon! This is what he would want!

We dont have time for this, we need to attack now!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:42 PM

HOw do you know that lyon is dead?

Are you a master of the dark arts he practiced?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

What if we just get the demon king to leave Lyon's body willfully?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

WHAT IS THIS GAME YOU SPEAK OF?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

Huh?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

THE BALL ONE, WHAT IS IT

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

Football?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

basketball?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

YES, THAT ONE

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

There's actually a basketball court here

Do you play basketball?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

It's a game where your true dexterity and skills are tested!

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:43 PM

you might like it

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

You have to be lighting fast and accurate like an archer!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

LET US PUT THIS TO A TEST THEN

Rena Ryuugu [loweffortmemes] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

That's right! Reyn and I were there earlier

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

A GAME EVEN

IF YOU WIN, I WILL LEAVE YOU ALL ALONE

IF I WIN, THE RECKONING COMES

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

Sounds wicked!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

You're gonna play basketball against the lifesaver club?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

Are we in agreement?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

Are you crazy???

You have no chance!!!!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:44 PM

CONSIDER THIS YOUR TEST OF STRENGTH

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

I highly encourage you to reconsider!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

You'll get your demon ass handed to you!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

That's idiocracy!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

What, Mion, this is our chance!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

YOUR WORDS MEAN NAUGHT

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

Are you a chicken, fortnite?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

No, I mean that's idiocracy for YOU, demon!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

EITHER ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE OR FACE DEATH

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

You stand no chance against us!

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

I think they accepted it

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

I, Reyn, the Lifesaver, accept your challenge!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

YOU WISH FOR DEATH?

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

you might want to build a team though

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

I mean if you really want to go through with it I'm not opposed

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:45 PM

When someone is taken over like this, there minds are completely destroyed. Even if their body is in tact, they aren't who they used to be. I have seen this first hand.

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

But you're gonna be sorry!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

Lyon will be fine, don't worry about it man.

this guy is just a joker!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

When we win, will you leave Lyon's body?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

EPHRIAM IS RIGHT, LYON HATED BASKETBALL

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

so... do we just go where the airship takes us?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE

LYON IS GONE

FOR REAL THIS TIME

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

Where did he go?

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

(Fomortiis will never be ballin)

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

you're just joking with us, man.

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:46 PM

COLLAPSED IN THE INSTANT I APPEARED

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

He collapsed?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

(I AM GOING TO DISPROVE THIS)

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

I guess that would take a lot out of you

so is he still in space?

just, collapsed?

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

locking oson

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

FOOLISH HOPE YOU CLING TO

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

locking, oh son!

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

so how do we get to the court?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

(where are we moving lol)

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

is this a movespecial?

Yeah!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

Of course we do!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

EXCELLENT

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:47 PM

Club lightsaver accepts your challenge!

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:48 PM

Can someone steer this ship to the court?

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:48 PM

uh who here knows how to fly a ship?

...what's toad doing here?

is this his ship?

Reyn [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:48 PM

...Oh, that guy is here?

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:48 PM

THE GAME WILL BEGIN ON PHASE 8

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:48 PM

@lyzzie you fly ships?

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:49 PM

(ship is connected to court rn)

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:49 PM

BE THERE MORTALS

Sonozaki Mion [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:49 PM

oh ok

Let's go!

The Demon Lord Fomortiis [pizzie] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:49 PM

OR BE SQUARE

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:49 PM

I am attacking Fomortiis. I implore you all to join me.

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:49 PM

LLLLLL

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

OOOOOO

1 2 3

LOCK

Everyone hears a news flash from the airship!

"BREAKING NEWS: A new institution has been founded: NASA! Their plan? BLOW UP THE MOON!"

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Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 09:55 PM

When the news flash ends, some music starts playing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7nTKKxPXZ8

J.O.E. VGM

Memories - Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition OST [005] [OG]

Reyn goes over to Fomortiis - currently stretching - and proceeds to talk for a bit.

"Hi, Fortnite."

He puts his himbo arm around the large demon's shoulder, as he shares his life's story.

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"My buddy Shulk was a great guy - he always said it was like... this great thing to seek acceptance in other people."

"Teamwork, like we have in the Lifesavers, y'know?"

"One day, though... he got a bit delusional. Lust for revenge. He kinda turned into a villain."

Reyn looks a bit sad at this.

"...well, anyways."

"Shulk eventually found his way back. Put his foot on the right path, and tried developing his own relationships."

"Trying to exist with others, yeah?"

He looks up at the big demon.

"My point is... well. You remind me of Shulk."

"I don't know if you're exactly like him, but in the chance that you are... maybe you could give it a chance, huh?"

Rena steps forward, and shakes the demon lord's hand. "We accept your challenge."

Mion gathers the team around her and beckons them towards the court.

...they mostly all go. Except for one person.

Ephraim sticks his nose up.

Ugh. Don't they get it? That thing... whatever it is...

That isn't Lyon anymore. It needs to die.

He's not going to be involved in their little games.

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 10:09 PM

Rena moved to court Mion moved to court Clive stayed here. Ephraim stayed here. Toad stayed here. Reyn moved to court ... moved to court

-----Phase 7----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 10:09 PM

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 10:09 PM

@Clive Handforth Clive -- HEALTH: 3

@ef ram Ephraim -- HEALTH: 3

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 10:11 PM

Im just a little man, sitting in an airship

Clive Handforth [Sparky_Pitch] BOT 08-Jul-21 10:19 PM

All alone...

Ephriam [404] BOT 08-Jul-21 10:22 PM

Where can we go from here?

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 10:23 PM

(!where)

Actions

LOCK

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 08-Jul-21 10:35 PM

Clive kneels down and begins building a Sackbot to guard the airship, all too oblivious to the fact that...

EPHRAIM HAS JUST LEAPT OFF OF THE AIRSHIP!

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Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 10:49 PM

The airship departs for space!

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 10:53 PM

Clive moved to ??? Ephraim moved to ??? Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 8----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 10:53 PM

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 10:53 PM

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 11:11 PM

LOCK

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 08-Jul-21 11:35 PM

Toad digs through the boxes...

And finds, a GUN?

MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 11:40 PM

Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 9----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 08-Jul-21 11:41 PM

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Toad has: pistol BIG A gun! Shoot people.

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 09-Jul-21 12:00 AM

LOCK

Hornet [Cathode] BOT 09-Jul-21 12:06 AM

Toad grabs a hold of the airship's controls and steers it spaceward. Off it goes...

MysteryBot BOT 09-Jul-21 12:21 AM

Toad stayed here.

-----Phase 10----- CRIMSON SKIES This airship is massive! The airship, named "Blue", floats majestically through the air. You don't know where this thing is gonna go next. Various unlabeled crates and boxes litter the deck. A little captains quarters sits on the deck. Inside there is a desk, chair, and cupboard. Also, from here, you can access the ship's wheel. You could turn this thing around and do a barrel roll if you wanted! Cannons line the deck here, doesn't seem like you can fire them, but they don't look like they're turned off. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859234483530366997/862430273282637874/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 09-Jul-21 12:21 AM

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MysteryBot BOT 09-Jul-21 12:21 AM

@Toad Toad -- HEALTH: 3

Toad has: pistol BIG A gun! Shoot people.

Toad [Bupperoni 2] BOT 09-Jul-21 12:28 AM

Getting bored of this airship

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 09-Jul-21 12:41 AM

We were hoping there'd be more of a role for you.

LOCK

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 09-Jul-21 12:54 AM

Toad crashes the airship!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862835911242022922/862844283504689212/2Q.png

He jumps out before the ship hits the ground, safely.

Scorpion [Superb] BOT 09-Jul-21 02:52 AM

$leave